| × I have broken someone's bones. |
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (Of course) |
× I hate the rain. (Damn you stupid question!) |
| ✓ I'm paranoid at times. |
✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. |
✓ I need/want money right now. (Yes please) |
| ✓ I love sushi. (I would mostly say I like sushi, but that's because most sushi I haven't isn't the best sushi out there. But oh, I've had (almost) the best sushi, and I do love that stuff) |
× I talk really, really fast. |
× I have fresh breath in the morning. |
| × I have long hair. |
× I have lost money in Las Vegas. |
✓ I have at least one sibling. (3) |
| × I was born in a country outside of the U.S. |
✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (back when I was a girl) |
✓ I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (I screen) |
| × I like the way that I look. (neh) |
✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (very likely) |
× I am usually pessimistic. |
| × I have a lot of mood swings. |
× I think prostitution should be legalized. |
× I slept with a roommate. |
| ✓ I have a hidden talent. |
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. |
✓ I have a lot of friends. (I would have more if I just talked to people...or called them back. (sorry!)) |
| ✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (pecked. made out with. whatever.) |
× I enjoy talking on the phone. |
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. |
| × I love to shop and/or window shop. |
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. |
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. |
| ✓ I have a mobile phone. (and sometimes it's actually charged!) |
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (never) |
✓ I've rejected someone before. (::gasp:: I know. Shocking.) |
| × I currently like/love someone. (mmmaaayb...eeh...nah.) |
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. |
× I want to have children in the future. |
| ✓ I have changed a diaper before. |
× I've called the cops on a friend before. |
✓ I'm not allergic to anything. (I am a hearty folk!) |
| ✓ I have a lot to learn. (s'why i'm still in school. STILL) |
× I am shy around the opposite sex. (only if i'm attracted to them.) |
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. |
| ✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved. |
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (alcohol. i'm slightly offened that alcohol and drugs are considered the same in this instance. Alcohol is perfectly legal and I drink responsibly. And I would never consider using drugs. To clump these two things together as though there are the same, well, snort) |
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. |
| × I own the "South Park" movie. |
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (wtfuck's Xanga?) |
✓ I enjoy some country music. (some. SOME. a little. barely any at all. but some.) |
| ✓ I would die for my best friends. (heck, i'd probably die for a stranger too. Why aren't I a cop yet?) |
× I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. |
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career. |
| × I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (i use to love halloween. doesn't do much for me anymore) |
× I have dated a close friend's ex. |
✓ I am happy at this moment. |
| × I'm obsessed with guys. |
× Democrat. |
✓ Republican. (well, at least more so than i'm a democrat. there's some serious bad shit going on in both parties if you ask me.) |
| ✓ I don't even know what I am. (Yeah, that's a better response.) |
× I am punk rockish. |
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (alas, time has proven that this might not be the case.) |
| × I study for tests most of the time. (never during high school. once or twice for college. if i don't konw it by then, i'll never know it (or at least that's my excuse)) |
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. |
✓ I can work on a car. (basic stuffs. and, like caitlin, i too can jump start a car with my eyes closed. we learned that lesson together.) |
| × I love my job(s). |
× I am comfortable with who I am right now. |
× I have more than just my ears pierced. |
| ✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can. |
✓ I have jumped off a bridge. |
× I love sea turtles. (well i don't hate them, but i would hardly say i love them) |
| × I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. (i think spending more than $8 on makeup is fucking stupid. just me.) |
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (someday. god willing) |
× I am proficient on a musical instrument. |
| ✓ I hate office jobs. (yep. cuz i had one. sitting and asnwering fones and typing is so boring. i didn't last long) |
× I went to college out of state. |
× I am adopted. |
| × I am a pyro. |
× I have thrown up from crying too much. (no, but once i threw up so violently that i had brusies around my eyes. it was SWEET) |
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (yes.) |
| ✓ I fall for the worst people. (haha...oh wow. yeah. that's so true. jeez. depressing. and that, children, is why Lore doesn't date. I know better now) |
× I adore bright colours. |
× I usually like covers better than originals. |
| ✓ I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (always disappointing) |
✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (who can't?) |
× I can't whistle. |
| ✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. |
× I still have every journal I've ever written in. |
✓ I talk in my sleep. (I SING in my sleep) |
| ✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (I'm not sure which century I'm suppose to be in but yeah. and i like the word anacronism) |
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (certainly) |
✓ I wear a toe ring. |
| ✓ I have a tattoo. |
✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (oh yeah. yeah yeah. carole.) |
× I am a caffeine junkie. (use to be) |
| × I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all. (gross) |
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (Yeah maybe if I wouldn't feel horribly guilty and disgusted for the rest of my life and then go to hell for it. pff.) |
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. (i use to collect pencils....my god that's embarrassing.) |
| ✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (goodness yes) |
× I'm an artist. (I use to think I was, but I was young and naive.) |
× I am ambidextrous. |
| × I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. |
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. |
× I have terrible teeth. (I have fangs. I like them.) |
| × I hate my toes. |
× I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. |
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life. |
| × I have lived in either three different states or countries. |
× I am extremely flexible. (use to be) |
× I love hugs more than kisses. (i'd rather have neither. thanks.) |
| × I want to own my own business. |
× I smoke. |
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (yeah i guesso) |
| × Nobody has ever said I'm normal. |
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. |
✓ I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (does almost proficient count? Cuz that's more than plain NOT being.) |
| ✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (snazzy) |
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. |
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. |
| × I have played strip poker with someone else before. |
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. |
✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. |
| × I can't stand being alone. (i kinda like it) |
× I have at least one obsession at any given time. |
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. |
| × I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. |
✓ I'm a judgmental asshole. (luckily for all of you, i keep my judegments to myself) |
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen. |
| ✓ I have travelled on more than one continent. |
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. |
✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (sad, i know. but my apathy has been building over the years. i should be fine in another year or so) |
| × I am a Libertarian. |
× I can speak more than one language. |
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. |
| × I would rather read than watch TV. |
× I like reading fact more than fiction. |
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (at least once a semester going on five years now) |
| × I have no piercings. |
✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. |
✓ I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. |
| × I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night. |
× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. |
× I like most animals better than most people. |
| × I own a collection of retro games consoles. |
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. |
✓ I have hit someone with a dead fish. |
| × I am compulsively honest. |
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired. (yeah it's called "ugliness" heh) |
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers. |
| × I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex. |
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. |
× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. |
| × I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. |
✓ I dislike milk. (so true) |
× I obsessively wash my hands. |
| ✓ I always carry something significant around with me. (dad's original wedding ring) |
✓ Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair. (that'd be kinda fun. and my hair is crappy) |
✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. |
| × Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother. |
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. |
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. |
| × I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time. |
✓ Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (yeah...some bad times during high school kinda fucked me up in that aspect. there's a big nasty scab over most of my sympathy and it ain't going away) |
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won. |
| × I do not 'get' most comedy acts. |
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. |
× I don't like to chew gum. |
| ✓ I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. (FUCK YES! GIMME!) |
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. |
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (i didn't have time for angst) |
| ✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. (me included) |
✓ I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. (do i? most weeks i can't make it, so maybe that's a no) |
✓ I love to sing. (in the car) |
| × I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up. (no, that's where my uncle lives) |
× I have a custom-built computer. |
✓ I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. (because he's famous. and married. but this would be the only circumstance under which i would have a child.) |
| × I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. (that's...just a little bit creepy. it's briging back horrible yiff fanficions that i've had the mispleasure of reading in the past) |
× I've gone skinny-dipping. |
× I've performed in three plays. |
| ✓ I enjoy burritos. (what wetback doesn't?) |
× I'm Irish and loving it. |
× I have a thing for redheads. (the last red head guy i knew was a DICK.) |
| × I am a twin! (...an evil twin.) |
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. |
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. (i'm actually pretty good at letting things go. letting food rot. letting friendships suffer. bad lore) |
| ✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (holy god yes. like that time during my high school graduation when i slipped as i went to sit back down in my seat. i'm sure only the girl next to me noticed, but i think about it sometimes.) |
✓ I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (sometimes. i love the summer) |
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough. (nah. i'm not scheduled to be content with my life until retirement) |
| ✓ I need more time to myself. |
✓ I wish I was more open-minded. (though i do like being closed minded sometimes) |
✓ I hope that I go really prematurely grey. (like my sister) |
| × I download songs from the internet. |
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. (dumb) |
✓ I say random things to freak people out. ("So I was getting my balls waxed and...") |
| × I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. (dumber) |
× I love playing Truth or Dare. |
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it. (it's the opposite really. the only time i can stand really slow music is when i'm participating (singing). otherwise, fuck that shit) |
| × Music helps me remember that I am not alone. (....? what? oh yeah mean like "You are not alone..." ::starts singing like michael jackson. "I am here with you...tho we're far apart...yer always in my heart....." ....I hate that song.) |
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. |
✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (smartass) |
| × I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (well, my LJ friend ARE my real life friends. SO HA!) |
× I can only hate someone that I love. (No. Only the ones you love can truly hurt you, but you can hate someone you hate really fucking easily.) |
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. (bleh) |